Retirement Because Youre Finally Too Old for This Shit.

Our “Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring crisp black ink on bright white paper and paired with a bold rocket red envelope, this cheeky retirement card is the perfect send-off into their next chapter.

Details:
• Letterpress printed on tree-free paper
• Black ink with coordinating rocket red envelope
• Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made in California

Best for:
• Retirement celebrations
• Farewell parties
• Coworkers, friends, or family stepping into retirement